(OK, I couldn't resist)

1. You don't gain weight waiting for a foster or an adopted child.
2. You also don't get stretch marks.
3. If you foster or adopt an older child, they already have a mouthful of teeth and sleep through the night. Plus also, no diapers!
4. You can watch your kids develop talents that nobody else in your family has.
5. If you do foster care, you can tell the agency, "I don't take teenagers." Think about it.
6. You can be the only family on the block that has three kids the same age but with different birthdays.

adapted from "Fifteen Reasons to Adopt" by Jennifer Roback Morse.

Can you think of any other (humorous) "reasons to foster or adopt"? Let's hear it!